direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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