You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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