Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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