I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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