Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I want to fling myself into the sun
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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