i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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