i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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