i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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