You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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