"it" just moved
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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