Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
she told me i tasted like america
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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