hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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