So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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