You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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