I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
