Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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