you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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