Only a mothe r could love this liver
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
