he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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