FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
there is glitter all over my balls
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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