can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Everything about him screamed your future.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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