U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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