Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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