who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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