hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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