For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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