Small penises have feelings too.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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