are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
