She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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