I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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