you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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