He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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