do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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