How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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