It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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