margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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