"it" just moved
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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