i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I just forgot I was standing up.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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