I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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