He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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