So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
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she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
You need a sexual gate keeper
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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