In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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