We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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