Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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