I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
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