I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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