I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
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