I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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