He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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