you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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