I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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