Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I should be sponsored by Trojan
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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