Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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