She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Mom said you looked used
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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