how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Randomize
