There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
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