No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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