What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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