Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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