This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
