Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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