I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
only if we run a train.
done.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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