There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
He did a backflip because drugs
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